ask anyone that goes to my school [if u can hunt those ppl down]
like today for example
i have a social justice class and the topic was racism. the teacher just blurts out "would u date an asian? or an indian?" my friend nikki laughs and points at me and anothre friend dee. why? i have the hots for an Asian fellow and dee's Indian. smooth move teacher
then i just kinda go to a class that im not scheduled for, which is acting.
im invited by nikki XD
so today was improv day and the scene was a date. after 45 mins the date ended up getting "olive garden fancy", wearing a $5 dress [which the date worked very hard to earn], and dating a guy named george/kevin [name changed but the guy was the same ?_?]
dont ask me, im technically not in the class XD
OH even better. my anatomy teacher is a chiropracher and spent 15 mins explaining why he was trained to do things and others shouldnt do them without his training.
then 5 mins after that speech, a girl in my class fainted and he stood around dumbfounded
girls in my class who are in that class to learn anatomy were doing more than the doctor/teacher. his excuse "im just a lowly teacher here, not a doctor."
YOU ARE A FUCKING DOCTOR
like i said, my school is weird. according to all the brillant teachers i encountered today: 1-my grandchildren will hate me, 2-i will be totally lost in anatomy in college, and 3-i am the geek squad for NDHS
i do get to write a paper on atheism and another on conspiracies HAPPY DAY ^o^
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ok peoples listen up
i want a to have a da family like everyone else
i feel left out of that
please comment below or note me to make yourself a family member
thanks
and the "twin" is taken by
and "family friendly neighbourhood pedophile" is taken by
and scheming pervy hyacinth macaw is
and my brother's anti-sun blood sucking neko is
and my Phoenix Wright Objection mommy is
my brother the emo giraffe is
my Crossplaying Brother From Another Mother Who Is Actually Female is
my invisible perverted ninja who does my bidding and lives in my imaginary treehouse is
my secret half-sister that I found lurking in a shop is
my murderous knife loving estranged cousin is
my southern sista is
spaz sister-in-law is
my hypno rabbit sensei that lives in my cupboard is
mother is
kimono fan sister is
NO MOAR PETS
i needs like father uncle husband crazy in-law sensei senpai personal driver ninja neighbor pirate buddy
dont forget to check out my new club ~PA-Club its not totally awesome yet...but just u wait and see. it will be epic.
Devious Comments
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My name is Shards and I'm a pervert --> ~PA-Club
*kuramalovers *Mello-x-Matt ~Accidently-Yaoi ~kuroganexfai ~Church-Of-L *Trunks-club ~itachixdeidara-club ~MikamixRyukFC ~MatsudaFanClub
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L like to use surveillance cameras for one reason
silly perv :]
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My name is Alx and I'm a pervert.
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Are you a pervert? If so join ~PA-Club
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I am S in the ~DeathnoteXalphabeT
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My name is Shards and I'm a pervert --> ~PA-Club
*kuramalovers *Mello-x-Matt ~Accidently-Yaoi ~kuroganexfai ~Church-Of-L *Trunks-club ~itachixdeidara-club ~MikamixRyukFC ~MatsudaFanClub
THINK OF SOMETHING AWESOMELY RETARDED AND PPL WILL BE LIKE OMG UR HIGH
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L like to use surveillance cameras for one reason
silly perv :]
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My name is Alx and I'm a pervert.
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Are you a pervert? If so join ~PA-Club
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I am S in the ~DeathnoteXalphabeT
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My name is Shards and I'm a pervert --> ~PA-Club
*kuramalovers *Mello-x-Matt ~Accidently-Yaoi ~kuroganexfai ~Church-Of-L *Trunks-club ~itachixdeidara-club ~MikamixRyukFC ~MatsudaFanClub
u could be my uncle
or sensei
XD
or uhm perverted neko
just find like a family member
or maybe a friend or slave or employee or w/e
find a title then crack it up C:
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L like to use surveillance cameras for one reason
silly perv :]
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My name is Alx and I'm a pervert.
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Are you a pervert? If so join ~PA-Club
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I am S in the ~DeathnoteXalphabeT
hmmm
u can be my anti-sun blood sucking neko
how about that ?
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L like to use surveillance cameras for one reason
silly perv :]
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My name is Alx and I'm a pervert.
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Are you a pervert? If so join ~PA-Club
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I am S in the ~DeathnoteXalphabeT
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"Ironically, your life as a whore gave you acute moral values. Is there a job that's got less values?"
"Political geisha and branches of it: saboteur, assassin, point-maker..."
"Point-maker?"
"A more elaborate word escaped me...plus, it makes the point."
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"Anger is a killing thing.
It kills the man who angers, for each rage leaves him less than he had been before.
It takes something from him."
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