so my school is pretty weird
ask anyone that goes to my school [if u can hunt those ppl down]
like today for example
i have a social justice class and the topic was racism. the teacher just blurts out "would u date an asian? or an indian?" my friend nikki laughs and points at me and anothre friend dee. why? i have the hots for an Asian fellow and dee's Indian. smooth move teacher
then i just kinda go to a class that im not scheduled for, which is acting.
im invited by nikki XD
so today was improv day and the scene was a date. after 45 mins the date ended up getting "olive garden fancy", wearing a $5 dress [which the date worked very hard to earn], and dating a guy named george/kevin [name changed but the guy was the same ?_?]
dont ask me, im technically not in the class XD
OH even better. my anatomy teacher is a chiropracher and spent 15 mins explaining why he was trained to do things and others shouldnt do them without his training.
then 5 mins after that speech, a girl in my class fainted and he stood around dumbfounded
girls in my class who are in that class to learn anatomy were doing more than the doctor/teacher. his excuse "im just a lowly teacher here, not a doctor."
YOU ARE A FUCKING DOCTOR
like i said, my school is weird. according to all the brillant teachers i encountered today: 1-my grandchildren will hate me, 2-i will be totally lost in anatomy in college, and 3-i am the geek squad for NDHS
i do get to write a paper on atheism and another on conspiracies HAPPY DAY ^o^


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i miss being a perv on here........
im so srry that i am a terrible writers block person. i must give u something delicious one of these days T^T

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ok peoples listen up
i want a to have a da family like everyone else
i feel left out of that
please comment below or note me to make yourself a family member
thanks
and the "twin" is taken by
and "family friendly neighbourhood pedophile" is taken by
and scheming pervy hyacinth macaw is
and my brother's anti-sun blood sucking neko is
and my Phoenix Wright Objection mommy is
my brother the emo giraffe is
my Crossplaying Brother From Another Mother Who Is Actually Female is
my invisible perverted ninja who does my bidding and lives in my imaginary treehouse is
my secret half-sister that I found lurking in a shop is
my murderous knife loving estranged cousin is
my southern sista is
spaz sister-in-law is
my hypno rabbit sensei that lives in my cupboard is
mother is
kimono fan sister is
NO MOAR PETS
i needs like father uncle husband crazy in-law sensei senpai personal driver ninja neighbor pirate buddy

dont forget to check out my new club ~PA-Club its not totally awesome yet...but just u wait and see. it will be epic.

well guys i finally came back and did it
i started the club
the other admins are
and and i think another person
have to ask the ppls XD
go check it out

1) Full Name: uhh....fine Alexandria Nichole

2) Male/Female: chick. tomboy chick

3) Were you named after anyone?: that alex kid from family ties. YES A GIRL WAS NAMED AFTER A BOY THE MEANNESS D:

4) Does your name mean anything?: my first name means "goddess"

5) Nick Name(s): alx. ginger. green day psycho. L. L-tard. Billie. pink-pink [dont ask] klutzy-chan, sweary-chan

6) What do you think you look like name wise: a guy XD

7) Date Of Birth: 1/22/1992

8) Place of Birth and Current Location: missouri [misery]

9) Nationality: German & Irish [a born drunk]

10) Astrology Sign: aquarius

11) Chinese Astrology Sign: monkey [ i hate monkeys]

12) Religion: athiest

13) What’s your favorite smell?: uhh.....coffee. idk

14) Political Position?: liberal

15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?: whatever.

16) Hair + Eye colour: red and green or blue XD [when i get contacts purple]

17) Do you look like anyone famous?: people say i look like janis joplin. i dun think soo....hell if i know

18) What do you look like?: that kid that mall cops come after for loitering

19) Any unusual talents?: obnoxious and being cute [well thats someones opinion ;D]

20) Righty, Lefty, or Ambidextrous?: ambidextrous

21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other?: straight. if other is a hate for people then i could go under that XD

22) What do you do for a living?: cashier.

23) What do you do for fun?: chill with friends, computer, drive, dance like a white person, draw badly, write

24) What are your favorite art materials to work with?: pencils

25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?: paint

26) Have you met your grandparents?: yes i live with them XD

27) Boyfriend / Girlfriend: uhmm....not exactly. see #28

28) Crush: mike-san ^^

29) What celebrity would you date if you could?: billie joe armstrong!!! <3

30) Current worries?: not getting sleep

31) Favorite online Guy/Girl(s): idk i cant pick D:

32) Favorite place to be?: not missouri wyoming arkansas kansas and georgia

33) Least favorite place to be?: missouri arkansas kansas wyoming and georgia

34) Do you burn or tan?: tan? dude im almost michael jackson white so duh i burn

35) Ever break a bone?: my toe my finger and my left wrist

36) What is your favorite cereal?: special K. for special people

37) Person you cry with: my crying buddy michelle. one day mike-san

Do You Have...

38) Any sisters: yes [just friends rele]

39) Any brothers: nope [only child]

40) Any pets: 4 dogs and 1 cat

41) An Illness: insomnia and panic disorder [are those illnesses]

42) A Pager: WTF A PAGER. the only reason i would have a pager is to throw it out a window of a rele tall builiding

43) A Personal phone line: my cell

44) A Cell phone: wildcard.

45) A visible birthmark: uhm...my scalp and the back of my neck

46) A Pool or hot tub: if i did i would have sexy parties

47) A Car: 1988 buick regal [ghetto fabulous]

Describe Your...

48) Personality: obnoxious loud crazy random fun funny silly energetic perverted

49) Driving: good driver. who likes to break some rules

50) Your clothing style: black purple green skulls death note green day band tees

51) Room: green blue purple black and white theme. WOW i cant pick just one

52) What’s missing: my camera T_T

53) School: sucks

54) Bed: big bed. can have lots of people in it [welcome to alxs fantasy land where theres lots of sexy cute men and one alx]

55) Relationship with your parent(s): i hate my parents. my mom is my polar opposite and my dad loves george w bush and scares me

56) Do You believe in yourself: yes i believe in FAIRIES!!! oh god final fantasy meets peter pan look it up.

57) Do you believe in love at first sight?: idk....

58) Consider yourself a good listener: yeah..OOH IS THAT CHEESE >>

59) Have a future dream that you would like to share?: i would like to become an environmental scientist that is also a professional watari ^^

60) Get Along with your parents: hell to the no

61) Save your e-mail conversations: sometimes.

62) Pray: no

63) Believe in reincarnation: no

64) Brush your teeth twice a day?: yeah

65) Like to talk on the phone: yeah

66) Like to eat?: yes. but not a lot

67) Like to exercise?: bullshit

68) Like to watch sports?: football!!!

69) Sing in the car?: FUCK YEAH.

70) What is a dream that you have all the time?: ...welcome back to alx's fantasy land. where sex is plenty and always amazing

71) Dream in color: uhhh....yeah not wizard of oz colors. that fuckin blinded me

72) Do you have nightmares?: noo

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal: i sleep with sideshow bob, kakashi, L, kisuke, & miroku damn im busy

74) Right next to you: my resume

75) On your favorite coffee cup?: my name

76) On your mouse pad: a dog and a cat

77) Your favorite flavor of gum?: spearmint

78) Your brand of deodorant?: dudes kind [it works better]

79) Your dream honeymoon spot: california or maybe bahamas w/e a place

80) Your dream husband/wife: >_>

81) Hiding in your closet?: skeletons XD

82) Under your bed: shoes

83) The name of one of your closest/best friends?: hmmmm.....i haves lots of bffls. mike-san michelle catie christine nickiey lizzwizz XD

84) Your bad time of the day: morning

85) Your worst fear(s): WOAH too many see phobias post on journal

86) What's the weather like: idk im in a room w/o windows and locked away from the outside world [just how i like it]

87) Your favorite time of year?: fall

88) Your favorite holiday?: halloween. costumes free candy WHAT MORE COULD I ASK FOR

89) A material weakness?: anime/green day shit, cigarettes >>

90) The weirdest food or drink that you like: ketchup., i drink it

91) At the top of your "to-do list"?: go to a con and see mike-san and quit smoking.

92) The hardest thing about growing up: money

93) nothing is here yay!!!! i can talk about my love for penis puns

94) Your scariest moment: when my phobias are triggered and i have a panic attack

95) Your attitude about love?: its sweet

96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex?: jumped in a mosh pit

97) The worst feeling in the world: depression

98) The best feeling in the world: hugging mike-san

99) Who sent this to you?: i found it randomly

100) I tag: EVERYONE. u bitches get crackin!

NARGH i was tagged!!! DAMN U
1. Post these rules.
2. Each tagged person must post 8 facts about themselves on their journal.
3. At the end, you have to tag 8 people and post their icons in the same journal.
4. Go to their pages and send a message saying you tagged them.
5. No tag-backs.

1. i haven't washed my work socks since i got my job [which is march]
2. i am currently eating leftover mac n cheese
3. i am going to be L devil and sick L at future cons
4. the alpha bits cookies are staring at me and its creeping me out
5. i have to go to a video game store later and sell my game boy
6. i have no idea when i get paid
7. im filling out an application for a second job
8. i miss my mike-san :'(

i tag :iconDaioh-Sakura:
muhahahahahahah >:]

to do list:
-witegots contest
-lind l tailor fanfic [best ff victim]
-lemon for kitori witch
-lunchlady land sex parody [yay adam sandler collab with my pervy mind]
-L's closet raid
-FINALLY finish my story about this random made up guy named jimmy [its a downer]
-upload the sun ownage
-idk how but taking light's laugh and dubbing my friends insanely creepy laugh to it XD
-purse meme
-ms/hs meme
-dn meme
-L in red hot hoes
HOLY SHIT
I DID SOME STUFF ON MY LIST :0

Clubs:









Twin:


Sisters:



My Angel L:


Perv Pal:


Vampy Perv pal:


Friends/Watchers:

im going to foo fighters NIN possibly linkin park & pointfest 2
im a concert whore this summer
im also going a con this summer
not sure which one yet
but im also going to animeSTL and jumpconSTL and possibly ohayocon and acen next year :]
i hope to go to all of them
now to more important matters....
i plan many cosplays
i am for sure doing misa, L, sick L, devil L, and matsuda
I HAVE DECIDED ON RENO
:3

to do list:
-lxlight fanfic alt ending
-kitoriwitch613 contest entry
-witegots contest
-lind l tailor fanfic [best ff victim]
-lemon for kitori witch
-lunchlady land sex parody [yay adam sandler collab with my pervy mind]
-L's closet raid
-FINALLY finish my story about this random made up guy named jimmy [its a downer]
-upload the sun ownage
-idk how but taking light's laugh and dubbing my friends insanely creepy laugh to it XD
-purse meme
-ms/hs meme
-dn meme
-L in red hot hoes
HOLY SHIT
IMMA GET CRACKIN

Clubs:








Twin:


Sisters:



My Angel L:


Perv Pal:


Vampy Perv pal:


Friends/Watchers:

i am bored and wanna start a DA family...but not like icons or something
just for fun y'know
:}D

made me art
i lurve it
GO ATTACK HER PAGE WITH LOVE SINCE SHE ROCKS MUCHO SOCKS
[link]

stolen from
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. alx
2. L
3. ginger

TWO SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. im1not7okay [rele old aim]
2. aLx-nichoLe

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my hair [red!!!]
2. my eyes [same color as billie joe!!!]
3. my legs

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my tummy [EWIE]
2. my chin [ewie butt chin]
3. my feet [one foot is bigger than the othr. and they are totally flat]

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Needles
2. most insects
3. windows [seriously i am]

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. computer with internet
2. TV
3. my car [i love my car]

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. L and Light death note shirt
2. green plaid boxers
3. a blue scrunchie

FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. Green Day
2. Foo Fighters
3. RHCP
4. Nirvana

FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. Platypus (I hate you) -Green Day
2. Stacked Actors -Foo Fighters
3. The Bad Touch -the Bloodhound Gang
4. Around the World -Daft Punk

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. finish my to-do list
2. lose weight
3. get in a relationship (bullshit this is missouri D

FOUR THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. spontanious [spelling???]
2. fun/funny
3. just as bad dancer as i am XD
4. no conflict

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. think i look good in pictures
2. sell my car D: NO DONT DO IT
3. draw well. no its not happening

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. causing mischief
2. taking pictures
3. writing depressing stories [my least favorite kind to read but favorite kind to write XD]

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. go to indiana >_>
2. go to a con
3. save my sister [wow what a superhero i am]

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. environmental science
2. being a professional Watari [it all depends on D: oh the pressure]
3. writer [PSSH bullshet]

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Japan
2. France [one year and im there!!!!!]
3. Indiana >_>

THREE KID'S NAMES
1. Fai
2. Aurora
3. Arielle [have u noticed my knack for unusual names yet?]


THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. get married. D:
2. move to canada [what a nice dream]
3. blow something up

i tag EVERYONE muahahahahaha >:]
if u dont do this
be warned. i know where u live >_>

stolen from
x = Hugely Fearful
o = Little Fearful
s = Sometimes a Little Fearful

A
[ ] Achluophobia - Fear of darkness. AHH THE LIGHT IT BURNS
[ ] Acrophobia - Fear of heights.
[s] Agliophobia - Fear of pain.
[o] Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces or crowds.
[x] Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects.
[ ] Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car.
[ ] Androphobia - Fear of men.
[ ] Anginophobia - Fear of angina or choking.
[s] Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers.
[x] Anthropophobia - Fear of people or society.
[ ] Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched.
[o] Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders.
[s] Arithmophobia - Fear of numbers.
[ ] Astraphobia - Fear of thunder and lightening. i live for storms
[ ] Ataxophobia - Fear of disorder or untidiness.
[ ] Atelophobia - Fear of imperfection.
[ ] Atychiphobia - Fear of failure. since i fail a lot im used to it
[s] Autophobia - Fear of being alone; no one there for you.

B
[ ] Bacteriophobia - Fear of bacteria.
[ ] Barophobia - Fear of gravity.
[ ] Bathmophobia - Fear of stairs or steep slopes.
[ ] Batrachophobia - Fear of amphibians.
[ ] Bibliophobia - Fear of books. LOL
[s] Botanophobia - Fear of plants.

C
[ ] Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness.
[x] Catagelophobia - Fear of being ridiculed publicly.
[x] Catoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors.
[ ] Chionophobia - Fear of snow.
[ ] Chromophobia - Fear of colors. only pink and yellow!
[ ] Chronomentrophobia - Fear of clocks.
[o] Claustrophobia - Fear of confined spaces.
[o] Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns.
[ ] Cyberphobia - Fear of computers. now if i feared something...why the hell would i be on it.
[ ] Cynophobia - Fear of dogs. i have 4 i no scared

D
[ ] Dendrophobia - Fear of trees.
[ ] Dentophobia - Fear of dentists.
[ ] Domatophobia - Fear of houses.
[s] Dystychiphobia - Fear of accidents.

E
[ ] Ecophobia - Fear of the home
[ ] Elurophobia - Fear of cats. i do hate my cat
[ ] Ephebiphobia - Fear of teenagers. i dont fear myself
[ ] Equinophobia - Fear of horses.

G
[ ] Gamophobia - Fear of marriage.
[ ] Genuphobia - Fear of knees.
[x] Glossophobia - Fear of speaking in public. i tried taking speech to overcome this fear. didnt work
[ ] Gynophobia - Fear of women.

H
[s] Heliophobia - Fear of the sun.
[ ] Hemophobia - Fear of blood. mmmm...
[ ] Herpetophobia - Fear of reptiles.
[ ] Hydrophobia - Fear of water.

I
[ ] Iatrophobia - Fear of doctors.
[x] Insectophobia - Fear of insects.

K
[ ] Koinoniphobia - Fear of rooms.

L
[ ] Leukophobia - Fear of the color white.
[ ] Lilapsophobia - Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.
[ ] Lockiophobia - Fear of childbirth.

M
[ ] Mageirocophobia - Fear of cooking.
[ ] Melanophobia - Fear of the color black. its my fav color!!!
[ ] Microphobia - Fear of small things.
[ ] Mysophobia - Fear of dirt and germs.

N
[ ] Necrophobia - Fear of death or dead things.
[ ] Noctiphobia - Fear of the night.
[ ] Nosocomephobia - Fear of hospitals.

O
[ ] Obesophobia - Fear of gaining weight.
[ ] Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8. LOL
[ ] Ombrophobia - Fear of rain.
[ ] Ophidiophobia - Fear of snakes.
[ ] Ornithophobia - Fear of birds.

P
[ ] Papyrophobia - Fear of paper.
[ ] Pathophobia - Fear of disease.
[ ] Pedophobia - Fear of children. XD
[ ] Philophobia - Fear of love.
[ ] Phobophobia - Fear of being afraid.
[ ] Podophobia - Fear of feet.
[ ] Porphyrophobia - Fear of the color purple.
[ ] Pteridophobia - Fear of ferns.
[ ] Pteromerhanophobia - Fear of flying.
[ ] Pyrophobia - Fear of fire. pyromaniac speaking

S
[ ] Scolionophobia - Fear of school.
[ ] Selenophobia - Fear of the moon.
[x] Sociophobia - Fear of social evaluation.
[ ] Somniphobia - Fear of sleep. just an insomniac

T
[ ] Tachophobia - Fear of speed.
[ ] Technophobia - Fear of technology.
[ ] Tonitrophobia - Fear of thunder.
[x] Trypanophobia - Fear of injections.

V-Z
[ ] Venustraphobia - Fear of beautiful women.
[ ] Verminophobia - Fear of germs.
[ ] Wiccaphobia - Fear of witches and witchcraft.
[s] Xenophobia - Fear of strangers or foreigners. just strangers :]
[ ] Zoophobia - Fear of animals.

WTF some of my phobias arent on here D:
well lets add....windows, bees/wasps, stagefright [yes its a phobia]

to do list:
-mirokus-stud gift [yes my twin gets a present]
-witegots contest
-photo shoot with mirokus-stud [waiting on near wig]DONE waiting on pics
-lind l tailor fanfic [best ff victim]
-TOP PRIORITY*** slow coming insanity [needs prolouge]
-earthquake fun
-matsuxmisa
-lemon for kitori witch
-lunchlady land sex parody [yay adam sandler collab with my pervy mind]
-L's closet raid
-FINALLY finish my story about this random made up guy named jimmy [its a downer]
-foo fighters countdown
-upload the sun ownage
-upload my DN countdowns
-idk how but taking light's laugh and dubbing my friends insanely creepy laugh to it XD
-purse meme
-ms/hs meme
-dn meme
-L in red hot hoes
HOLY SHIT
IMMA GET CRACKIN

Clubs:








Twin:


Sisters:



My L:


Perv Pal:

Friends/Watchers: